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SOOBDYEK: MACHOHOLIC PAPALICIOUS
Da Who ites machoholic papalicious ditey around the bush na best in lokeyt the superyucking pix on the Net?
Ites the story line…
Code name: Machoholic Papalicious. Vukit? Because super macho talaga ang ninong mo! As in 101 pandesal all over. Pandesal de Chanda Romero, Pandesal de Ethel Booba, Pandesal de Loren Legarda, Pandesal de Ara Mina at Pandesal de los Brenan Espartines. As in utak malaswa! Vukit again? Because Machoholic Papalicious watchiley yucky pix of guys on the Net and not girls! As in GUYS, BOYS, MEN! Men uncovering the truth! Imagination, he is machoholic papalicious! But stoppage! There’s more lots more lalaki at they play with each other’s thing.
One time an Alta Sosyodad Lady make pasaring to this Machoholic Papalicious, but sagot ever ang ninong mo nang “Wiz ko Kerrydad Sanchez ang watchiley malaswang pix. Bagkus, aketch watchiley ng Mr. Boodie Beautipool for inspiration to become Mr. Boodie Beautipool din! Kaya aketch nasa gym ever.” (Ah, kaya naman pala…)
Pero once upon a time, aketch naman discovery channel the history of the browser Machoholic Papalicious is using. Shock aketch! Out of this world site ang watchiley niya at never heard pa itey. Imbes pix, more laswa is video itaz watchiley ng ninong mo! Videos ng mga guys next door na best in jugjug with one another.
O diva? Very inspiring…
There’s more uli, the friendster profiles now showing is Shototoy on Parade! As in different variations, sizes, cultures, and breed. Shototoy on Parade is a Machoholic Papalicious presentation starring: Shorugo (as the main character). Shununoy (as Best Supporting). Shototoy ala Contravida. Shototoy Rest in Peace. Shototoy on dew. Shototoy on dry ice. And Juicy Shototoy! Kompletos recados diba mga friendship?
Therefore, ang Alagad ng Faithfulness ay best in confrontation sa ninong mong hitad! Best dramatic actress pa ang Machoholic Papalicious. As in deny to death ang drumstick. Famous line niya: “Wiz akecth! Y me?” but Say Alonzo ni Alagad. “Kitaers u ni Janny Delgado!” Pavirgin effect pa sana ang ninong mong hitad pero dahil kay Janny Delgado na best in silip sa ventana of the place, bitawacious uli ang ninong (ay ninang pala) mo ng linyang: “Wet my hands that time Alagad. So best in Dulce Amor the hands. Unintentional!” Pero Alagad is never contented and bitawacious uli ng hirit niyang: “If u are only Dulce Amor, websites like that have disclaimer. Vukit you watchiley pa rin?” Disturbed, let me explain ang drama ng ninong mong hitad, “Curiousity factor aketch, Alagad!”
Aba at parang hinahamon at keso de bola ang Alagad at abot hanggang langit na ngitngit niyang Say Alonzo, “The best lie award goes to you Machoholic Papalicious! First famous line, ‘Wiz aketch’. Second line, ‘Best in Dulce Amor’. Third line, ‘Curiousity factor!’ Multiple choice ba? Mujer you’re a liar! Hate you na!” Therefore, ang ninong mong hitad wiz lang best in lie, best dramatic actress din. Dahil maka – Gloria siya, naghirit nang: “I am sorry. Cleanse me Alagad. My name, my reputation, my damness and my stupidity!” (Chaka!)
Kaya…
Da Who itey Machoholic Papalicious chichiri?
May I connect siya sa lending corporation na best in jutang at flyfly ang drama sa Abraham Company? Twin brother (sister?) sila sa isang maberdeng okasyon…
At keep natin identity ni Machoholic Papalicious Chichiri sa name na: Ka – Jijian Santos
Yun na!
At Babu na ang . . . Da Who!